The Squid Sisters are having a celebration sleepover (Callie's idea) to celebrate the Zapfish and Agent 8 getting up to the surface.

"This is going to be soooo fun, Marie!!!!" Callie exclaims.

"Don't get so excited, grandpa is sleeping!"

"Oh look! Agent 3!" they said at the same time.

"Hello, everyone. I was just on some missions."

"3, so glad you're here. We just made some ca-"

"DID SOMEONE SAY CAAAAKE?!"

"PEARL!!!!! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!"

"Sorry, Marina..."

Marina has just entered the room, kissing Pearl on the forehead.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!

Sorry if the image is a bit blurry and bright :)

Me: I wanna join the discord

Me: clicks on connect

Discord: You gotta verify your discord account to type

Me: I DONT HAVE TO DISCORD, BECAUSE IM NOT GETTING ANY VERIFICATION EMAIL NO MATTER HOW MUCH I CLICK ON RESEND.

Discord: Idc about you, i wont ever fix it. I will let you suffer

Me: talks to a friend

Me: How in the world did you manage to verify your account in discord. Discord is letting you not suffer???

Friend: idk I started discord a long time ago.

Me: Discord... FIX THE ISSUE

Me: Talks to another friend

Me: Did you manage to verify your account?

Friend: Yes

Me: How the heck did you manage to do that

Friend: ...

Me: FIX THE ISSUE

Me: Discord fix THIS ISSUE RIGHT HOW BECAUSE THERE IS LIKE NO SERVERS OUT THERE THAT LET YOU TYPE WITHOUT A VERIFIED ACCOUNT

Discord: NOPE

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

P.S DISCORD, ITS ALMOST 2020 AND THIS ISSUE IS STILL NOT FIXED!!??

Name: Jeremy

Species: Inkling

Gender: Male

Favourite animal: shrimp

Best Friends: Stacy and Rose

Theme song: Mr. Blue Sky

Description:

Happy go Jeremy is the leader of Team Red. But he has a dark secret: He suffers from Amnesia, so he doesn’t remember anything from his past. But that means Jeremy is a little dumb, so Stacy can teach him swear words and he’ll say them in front of Rose! When Team Red plays in a Turf War, Jeremy is in a corner dancing and doing tricks, since, his Amnesia made him forget how to use ink weapons, so he’s basically useless to the team. He’ll help any Inkling OR Octoling in trouble, even if it means dying! But, sometimes helping others ISN’T a good thing... The Shooting Stars could kidnap (or, INKnap him!) and Stacy and Rose would have to get him back. Rose REALLY loves Jeremy and scolds him if he swears, but Jeremy doesn’t love her the same way she does. Instead, he takes a liking to Stacy...

Fun facts:

Rose has a blanket that on the ends, it looks like little shrimps. So, she pretends that one of these “shrimps” is actually a shrimp named Shrimpy and teases Jeremy with it. Jeremy loves it, but he’s not that dumb to realize that Shrimpy isn’t real...

Fun facts about development:

Jeremy was gonna be a REALLY good racer, but this was scrapped due to Super Mario Kart 8 Deluxe not being canon to us

Jeremy wasn’t gonna have Amnesia. He was gonna have Murphy’s Law!

The next character is Rose. What secrets does Rose hide...?

Uh... enjoy?

Late 2016-late 2017

I’ve started playing this game. It’s called... uh... Splatoon? Yeah that one. The one with the squids and water guns? It’s really fun! You should give it a try!

I first started playing Splatoon around this time. Beat hero mode, mained roller, had a great time, bumping to the beats of Calamari Inkantation and Ink Me Up.

End of 2017

Wait, there’s another one?

I had a close friend and they had Splatoon 2 at the time. We would always compare the two games based on our experiences. R.I.P. Inkstrike and Kraken.

2018

Well, it’s time to start anew!

I got my hands on Splatoon 2. Beat hero mode, again. Tidal Rush was a huge jam. Mained Inkbrush. Started watching Splatoon videos. Bought Octo Expansion, beat it (no marina’s help as a personal challenge), got level 50, beat Inner Agent (frick you) and near-perfected Fly Octo on Squidbeatz.

Early 2019-now

*squid noises*

I’ve started getting Splatoon amiibo. I’m only missing the Squid Sisters, Inkling Girl (Original), and the Octoling Octopus. I’m having way too much fun on Splatoon, with stream events like Vicvillon’s Sunday Funday.

Shout-out to my cousin for showing me what the heck a Splatoon is. It’s been a long, wild ride.

What are your most fondly remembered experiences with Splatoon?

Noone:

Splatoon wiki forums: INACTIVITY